OUTLANDER is coming.

0f36a1302763062bc633eb344daa7b9cSeason 2 starts streaming on my birthday (April 10th).

I’m all sorts of ready for this.

Are you?

No? Well, here’s something to tide you over. Is that the right word, tide? Tied? Hmmm…

Moving on!


Let’s Make This a Reality, Universe.

Though I don’t write Erotica, I do write some steaminess.

Seriously. I have years of research to unleash upon some lucky bastard.

I wonder how many erotica writers have been busted and charged with indecency.

I won’t. Get caught that is.  


Why would anyone use this for anything else?

I’ve never understood the people who want to grow plants in such a space. I mean sure, let’s get some floral apocalypse going up in here, but what I want this room for – what I will use this room for when I buy my future house that will obviously have a conservatory is – well, it’s obvious.

I’m going to write in it. When I’m not shagging my true love in it, obviously.


Shagging and writing. Clearest of all winners. For those are the things that would make ME bloom. 😛