OUTLANDER is coming.

0f36a1302763062bc633eb344daa7b9cSeason 2 starts streaming on my birthday (April 10th).

I’m all sorts of ready for this.

Are you?

No? Well, here’s something to tide you over. Is that the right word, tide? Tied? Hmmm…

Moving on!

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CATCH MY FALL – Available Now!

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Thirty-something failed cartoonist, Faye Jensen, finally has her sh*t together — or does she? With a sudden layoff leaving her unemployed and evicted, she finds herself back in her home town and living with her topless-yoga loving mom. To top it all off, Faye discovers that her loyal boyfriend has pictures of another girl’s hoohah on his phone.

So much for having your sh*t together.

Faye decides to take it like a champ — by wallowing in self-loathing and revenge fantasies. Still, coming home has its perks.

Meet Stellan Odegard; a 6’4 MIT dropout and ninjitsu instructor who isn’t too keen on Faye’s pity party. As Faye’s oldest friend, Stellan drags her out of her funk with pizza, Billy Idol, and an intriguing project that forces Faye to pick up her sketchbook for the first time in a decade. But as the spirit of art heals Faye’s soul, she finds herself dreaming of her old buddy in a new and unexpected way. If only Stellan felt the same way about her.

CATCH MY FALL is a part laugh-out-loud, part heart-wrenching tale of eccentric billionaires, cartoon monkeys, and the art of Cyndi Lauper hairstyles. It reminds us to always follow what makes the heart sing and that it’s never too late to decide what you want to be when you grow up.

Due to adult themes, language, and steamy content, this title is intended for readers who are 18 years or older.

 

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Available now in ebook with paperback release for early April.

Now only $.99 for a limited time AND in KINDLE UNLIMITED!

This Article is My Spirit Animal

Let Your Freak Flag Fly: 11 Struggles Of Being A Highly Sexual Woman

When you’re a woman who absolutely loves sex, you’re a minority among your female counterparts. You’re a bit like a unicorn, a woman whom men have heard of but have never seen.

To many, you are a myth. In fact, women being sexual creatures in any sense are a myth to most.

This article is my spirit animal.

There’s an interesting downfall to being a “Unicorn” as this article by Gigi Engle calls us, and it’s one that can really get us in trouble. It’s that a lot of men who would call us the “HOLY GRAIL” become intimidated by the notion of a woman with that much passion. Is it because they fear they can’t keep up with us, that we’re insatiable, that they won’t be able to please us, or is it that they themselves have oversold their own passions and lustful tendencies in their efforts to win our interest? Maybe both.

I don’t know, but either way it was a good read. Here’s hoping there are some male unicorns out there as well.

Why would anyone use this for anything else?

I’ve never understood the people who want to grow plants in such a space. I mean sure, let’s get some floral apocalypse going up in here, but what I want this room for – what I will use this room for when I buy my future house that will obviously have a conservatory is – well, it’s obvious.

I’m going to write in it. When I’m not shagging my true love in it, obviously.

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Shagging and writing. Clearest of all winners. For those are the things that would make ME bloom. 😛